Oh The Horror

I just painted my first oil painting and here are some things i have learned about it:
1) oil does not come off in water
2) my brushes are worthless
3) it is much harder than i thought
4) there is no erasing that can be done
5) its a very thick paint

But without further adieu (i sincerly doubt i spelled that correctly):
THE PAINTING (crrrringe)

Oh good lord. Thank God this is my very first one. Im still ashamed of it though.

I hope/pray I will get better because this frankly will not do.

Please don't laugh.

See ya!